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We Move: Pain Vs Pleasure - New Video And Information

Posted Tue, 17 Jun 2008 by Darren Calvert

Ooh er missus!

Ooh er missus!

You may remember a few days ago we revealed a mysterious video for a WiiWare game called Wii Move. An updated video has since been released by the ex-Rockstar employees at PheroseSoft showing more in-game footage. It has also been renamed to We Move: Pain vs Pleasure and has some kinky overtones that make interest the more sadomasochistic of our readers!

In the video you it is demonstrated that this game will allow you to create your own Mii-like characters, create your own moves, create your own items (such as whips and candles so you can get hot wax poured on you by a dominatrix!), you can even cruise your neighbourhood keeping track of the exploits of the victims of this twisted exercise regime.

We can only say this is one of the most “interesting” of the upcoming titles planned for WiiWare. Check out the video below and let us know your thoughts.

This is now thought to be a fake!

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This is now thought to be a fake!

Tags: WiiWare, PheroseSoft, Videos.

User Comments

zoipi

1. zoipi Spain 17 Jun 2008, 09:53 BST

Extremely weird...

calculon

2. calculon United Kingdom 17 Jun 2008, 10:14 BST

Absolute garbage. WiiWare is turning into a real junk yard.

Homer Simpson

3. Homer Simpson Australia 17 Jun 2008, 10:58 BST

Looks like a soft porn game. I'm honestly surprised Nintendo is even letting this be sold on WiiWare. Perhaps it's a fake?

BDPatVCR

4. BDPatVCR Belgium 17 Jun 2008, 11:27 BST

wtf ?!?

Monteblanco

5. Monteblanco Brazil 17 Jun 2008, 11:37 BST

It is obviously a fake as Nintendo wouldn't allow such themes in a game. A lame one, BTW.

Zelda_Guy

6. Zelda_Guy Canada 17 Jun 2008, 12:29 BST

No I dont think this is fake. It might be though...

Bensei

7. Bensei Austria 17 Jun 2008, 13:21 BST

What!?! How turned jogging into a soft-porn game? And for what can we use the Balance Board? I HOPE this is fake, not because I'm against such games, but because there are so many logic errors that it looks as if they are showing the whole world what they are experimenting with gameplay...

Kawaiipikachu

8. Kawaiipikachu Australia 17 Jun 2008, 13:38 BST

Gee this is wierd .
A wierd version of second life for Wii .
Um im starting to lose my mind here trying to make sense of these videos .

I still be looking forward to trying to make sense of these videos .

Tony

9. Tony United States 17 Jun 2008, 13:47 BST

Junk
Trash
hope it does not come out

KnucklesSonic8

10. KnucklesSonic8 Canada 17 Jun 2008, 14:05 BST

No comment...

Nero

11. Nero Sweden 17 Jun 2008, 14:44 BST

I like weird stuff, but this is just some of the weirdest stuff I've seen in a long time..

Villain

12. Villain Sweden 17 Jun 2008, 14:49 BST

No way. Cheap character models, crappy movement, HORRIBLE music, or lack of it...

It can't be real.

PALgamer

13. PALgamer Spain 17 Jun 2008, 15:22 BST

This has to be a joke trailer to stir up controversy?

Tides of Chaos

14. Tides of Chaos United States 17 Jun 2008, 15:49 BST

What.....the.....these trailers make no sense and are just getting creepier and creepier. It looks like the weirdest Rockstar employees left and judging by these trailers, they still appear to be doing their "thing".

Loooca

15. Loooca United Arab Emirates 17 Jun 2008, 16:04 BST

This must be a joke. The quality and contents speak for themselves. It's either a joke or a bad, bad move by Nintendo.

master of retro

16. master of retro United States 17 Jun 2008, 17:09 BST

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think i am going to go cry in the conner now.

AlexSays

17. AlexSays United States 17 Jun 2008, 17:14 BST

oh my god, 95% of WiiWare is going to be trash.

i8cookie

18. i8cookie United Kingdom 17 Jun 2008, 17:43 BST

definitely fake, the models, although they look like shit, have way more polygons than would be used on models for a real-time wii game. This video is 100% pre-rendered, no wii ware games will have pre-rendered videos due to the small wii space capacity and why would you have this as a video cut scene anyway..... not that a soft porn game would be a bad thing, but this looks bad.

hal

19. hal United States 17 Jun 2008, 18:27 BST

either fake or nintendo is revealing more of their crappiness! lol

Bensei

20. Bensei Austria 17 Jun 2008, 18:45 BST

It's not by Nintendo but by Ex-EA Members

Bensei

21. Bensei Austria 17 Jun 2008, 19:54 BST

I guess we'll soon here signs from Lisa Lombardozzi again "Kids could re-act those moves in real life!"

Hyperfludd

22. Hyperfludd United States 17 Jun 2008, 19:56 BST

...What in the world is this!?

Peznaze

23. Peznaze United States 17 Jun 2008, 20:40 BST

I knew it! I KNEW this was a "lady of the evening" sim! I'd use the modern vernacular, but it's so overused it's lost its true meaning. Everything from mastering your strut to "disciplining" the Johns... What else would one expect from ex-Rockstar North employees? As an aside, yet another game were the previous victim gets to have some sort of spotlit revenge.

Tim

24. Tim Canada 17 Jun 2008, 21:51 BST

Make it stop. Oh please make it stop. I don't think I can take anymore. How many more crap games is the wii going to get? Curse you! Curse you all!

TomMc

25. TomMc United Kingdom 17 Jun 2008, 22:54 BST

Id rather see Second Life be on Wii then this rubbish! >:o

StarDust

26. StarDust United States 17 Jun 2008, 23:33 BST

Hmmm... My fiance and I could have fun playing this game, LOL!

This is most likely BS, but if this is not fake, and if it is actually released, I would probably be one of the first suckers to D/L. Please don't flame me :P

StarDust

27. StarDust United States 17 Jun 2008, 23:50 BST

Oh, and from a technical note, the core gameplay elements have to be worked out before adding textures and scenery. I read in a Myamoto interview that Super Mario Brothers started out with just solid rectangles for the game elements, which is what all 8-bit sprites really are.

And if this had been pre-rendered material, it would have most likely been jazzed up a lot with textures, custom lighting, shadows, and background props. The 3D polygons in the models themselves are not that complex, maybe slightly more so than the most advanced N64 games. Their vertices have merely been "smoothed", an effect that makes the object appear to be more complex - Gamecube games used this technique extensively, along with bumpmapping. Trust me, I have dabbled with 3D rendering software enough to know what I am looking at.

FalloutBR

28. FalloutBR Brazil 18 Jun 2008, 01:07 BST

I have no idea if this will be the real game or not, if it will be good or not... but really, I wouldn't be surprised if they started making these kind of games. Come on, who among us have never made some jokes about the vibrating wii remote or the acessories that you can plug on it :p ?
And well, Wii Sports got people moving, Wii Fit got people healthy, now it's only a matter of time before they deliver Wii Luv U Long Time lol.

XCWarrior

29. XCWarrior United States 18 Jun 2008, 03:47 BST

See now if the graphics were better and that was like some hot playboy playmate-like girl holding that whip you people would be drooling over this game.

With that said... this does just look too weird. Then again there is a competitive eating game coming out. Just give us Tetris, seriously.

Virus

30. Virus United States 18 Jun 2008, 04:11 BST

Well, it seems Nintendo is inadvertently accomplishing one of its other claims. They may have lied a bit when they would accept all WiiWare publishers, but they weren't lying when they said the Wii was for everyone. Now masochists, sadists, and extremely-deprived individuals can find enjoyment.

Gah... I can't believe I even made that joke.

lockelocke

31. lockelocke United States 18 Jun 2008, 04:43 BST

Right...

konkerdoodle

32. konkerdoodle United States 18 Jun 2008, 05:35 BST

I think this is a joke. This is exactly the kind of thing you fiends on the Wiiware-World staff would do to us. Just admit it! :P

Bensei

33. Bensei Austria 18 Jun 2008, 14:34 BST

@konkerdoodle: I saw that before it was posted here by another youtube user

Junichi

34. Junichi United Kingdom 18 Jun 2008, 15:44 BST

This game is for me, I like that kinda stuff.

Bensei

35. Bensei Austria 18 Jun 2008, 16:16 BST

No, Junichi, don't! Be careful with your wishes, they might come true!

ReaperJ21

36. ReaperJ21 United States 19 Jun 2008, 01:55 BST

wow, its even worse than the 1st video...im scared... :(

mailanbr

37. mailanbr United States 20 Sep 2008, 18:55 BST

No way Nintendo would even allow this to be on their WiiWare. Of course there is the parental system, but what kid tells their parents about that!? Man, though, even these graphics seem so horribly fake. Either that this is the beta version, or just plain fake.

MarkyVigoroth

38. MarkyVigoroth Puerto Rico 20 Sep 2008, 19:38 BST

Persona 3 is better than this. (If you do not understand me: Persona 3 has you summon your Persona ,which is your other soul, by shooting yourself on the head with an Evoker. The issue is that the Evoker looks like a gun, so it appeas that you are committing suicide.)

By the way, I like Persona 3. It was not one of the best RPGs for its appearance of suicide.

Bensei-san: "And for what can we use the Balance Board?"
The Wii Balance board might let you replicate the excercize moves while the Wii Remote would support the tourture.

I hope this does not exist.

Ricardo91

39. Ricardo91 United States 21 Sep 2008, 06:01 BST

@Junichi. You are one sick little monkey. :P

WTF iz this sh!t!? This has to be some kind of joke. At least, I hope it is. :o
I realize Nintendo is pretty lax about the quality of games nowadays, but I think even they have limits. =P

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