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The Wii Hard Drive Is Here And Hilariously Fake

Posted Wed, 09 Jul 2008 by Damien McFerran

Teh fake!!1

Teh fake!!1

Before you get too excited over these promising images of what appears to be a legit Wii hard drive, it should be noted that this is a pretty obvious fake.

A fellow known as only as Robert334 posted some images of the supposed device on his @N08/" class="external">Flickr account with the following text:

After several days, today I could shoot a prototype hard drive for the Wii. According to what we've been seeing these days, work is well underway and I think it could be submitted on July 15 at the Kodak Theatre.

I would like to have one to experiment ^_^

Here are the offending images for your consideration:

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Now while it all looks above board, a closer inspection of the Japanese text on the top of the hard drive reveals some glaring inconsistencies, as Kotaku has reported:

You know when you see funny English with funny grammar written by Japanese people? This is the EXACT SAME in reverse. Right up there, that translates as (grammatical errors intentional) "Prohibited to be selling of specified. This is not prior art hard drive disk, we will treat steering wheel carefully!" As game localizer and author Matt Alt points out, the person who made this probably typed "Please Handle With Care" in a machine translator and got something about being nice to a steering wheel. See, the word "handle" in Japanese is "steering wheel" and a machine translator doesn't know the difference!

I'm guessing there are plenty of 'geeks and otaku' that want to string Robert up by his short and curlies right now.

Source: Kotaku

Tags: WiiWare, Storage, Humour.

User Comments

zoipi

1. zoipi Spain 09 Jul 2008, 11:42 BST

Haha. OWNED.

BlackFira

2. BlackFira Canada 09 Jul 2008, 12:39 BST

had me fooled for 2 seconds lol

neuzd

3. neuzd Italy 09 Jul 2008, 12:43 BST

I really doubt the storage solution Nintendo is thinking about is going to be a hard disk drive.
It should be noted that Nintendo is already doing something the audience requested and that they originally didn't want to think+build+sell-cheap a device of this kind, so there are very few chances they are doing it also the way people want it.

I do really hope their plan is that of supporting bigger SDs (2GB was the limit for the Wii some times ago) and being able to run software directly from there.
That would be very smart....well in reality I mean that every other solution would be just stupid. HDDs are cheap enough but definetely too big, while Solid State Memories are still extrememely expensive (talking of course of at least 64GB).

Deep4t

4. Deep4t United Kingdom 09 Jul 2008, 12:44 BST

It's real! Real I tells ya.

*lives in denial

BDPatVCR

5. BDPatVCR Belgium 09 Jul 2008, 13:00 BST

hehehe
good one though

Terranigma

6. Terranigma United Kingdom 09 Jul 2008, 13:14 BST

haha, i laugh at it's fakeness :)

Tony

7. Tony United States 09 Jul 2008, 13:19 BST

I would not get hyped about extra storage space until Nintendo actually announces it with their own words. So I would have ignored this gimmick anyway.

DJTouch

8. DJTouch Germany 09 Jul 2008, 13:51 BST

Funny!
I have the same Model of external Hard-Disk-Drive in black color since one and a half years. It is produced by Fujitsu Siemens!

Gavin Rozee

9. Gavin Rozee United Kingdom 09 Jul 2008, 14:02 BST

I hope they announce one at E3. Even if it's only like 4GB that's good enough. I just want the ability to fill all 48 channel slots.

Kokstra

10. Kokstra Netherlands 09 Jul 2008, 14:15 BST

Also, the model type says RVT-R1, while all Wii-related products start with RVL.

Boringman54

11. Boringman54 Canada 09 Jul 2008, 14:55 BST

Damn, they should just go and make one. I'm running out of space on my WIi.

Chipmunk777

12. Chipmunk777 United States 09 Jul 2008, 15:02 BST

Dammit guys! I saw "The Wii Hard Drive is Here!" in my rss feed and got all excited! :(

Rapadash6

13. Rapadash6 United States 09 Jul 2008, 15:20 BST

Even if Nintendo was to solve the storage solution with a harddrive, I don't think it would look as stock as that one does. It'd likely be glossy white, like the console, and be much smaller. Of course I believe the solution will come in the form of SD readability via a firmware update, so I'm not expecting that they're working on an external memory device like this one.

konkerdoodle

14. konkerdoodle United States 09 Jul 2008, 15:23 BST

Ha ha! "we will treat steering wheel carefully!" Maybe they're talking about the Mario Kart Wii peripheral? :P

pagster

15. pagster United States 09 Jul 2008, 16:36 BST

Haha - that's funny.

Like Rapadash6, I think a firmware update supporting SDHC would at least temporarily help.

Virus

16. Virus United States 09 Jul 2008, 16:40 BST

Geez, what a hobby, making fake hardware accessories...

Bensei

17. Bensei Austria 09 Jul 2008, 17:47 BST

If you want to fill al 48 slots I guess even a 1GB HD would be enough, since the Wii storage that is open for use is only 256 MB!

Gavin Rozee

18. Gavin Rozee United Kingdom 09 Jul 2008, 17:56 BST

I thought there was more like 380MB available to the user.

supermario2

19. supermario2 United Kingdom 09 Jul 2008, 17:59 BST

Ah geez :cbI thought that was real (until I saw the RVT sign) I wish these people didn't do this final.

BlackFira

20. BlackFira Canada 09 Jul 2008, 18:12 BST

well i was told it has 512 mb to start with. the weird thing is a flash drive is 512 and its not big i wonder what the hardrive looks like in the wii and it shouldnt be that big if theres a smaller size ones with same memory. what nintendo should had done was made it a 2gb wii i dont really see it making the console bigger in my vision anyways.

Objection_Blaster

21. Objection_Blaster United States 09 Jul 2008, 19:12 BST

That was pretty fake-looking and its funny he got the name wrong, Everyone know that the serial start with 3 letters based on the codename (Nitro for Ds and Revolution for Wii) What a dummy. All I want as a storgae solution is a firmware update. You know the one I speak of. Peopl can get a 2GB Made-For-Wii SanDisk SD Card for $20 where I live.

SmaMan

22. SmaMan United States 09 Jul 2008, 19:56 BST

It looks more like a pirated NES peripheral to me. Maybe an NES hard drive you can store illegal roms to and run it through your NES some how to play them in their piratey goodness.

Gavin Rozee

23. Gavin Rozee United Kingdom 09 Jul 2008, 20:05 BST

The label with the serial number etc on isn't even a sticker, it's just been typed up on a computer, printed out and placed on top of this 'Wii HDD'. I'd say whoever did this is more of a geek and otaku than us.

EDIT: I just had a thought. Maybe this isn't quite fake. Maybe it's a HDD from a Nintendo employees work computer lol.

megacody

24. megacody United States 09 Jul 2008, 20:05 BST

Nice. Your not getting away that easy, Robert334. This is the internet after all.

Ricardo91

25. Ricardo91 United States 09 Jul 2008, 21:13 BST

This actually looks pretty convincing...NOT! Burned, robert334, BURRRRNNED!

When I first saw this article I thought the wii actually DID get a hard drive. :(

That Guy from Faxanadu

26. That Guy from Faxanadu Sweden 09 Jul 2008, 21:36 BST

Pretty wellmade pictures anyway. I really hope for a way to play every downloaded game without the nuisance to erase and reload. But really, I don´t think Nintendo cares about it. But they are free to surprise me at E3...

Demonic S+33V

27. Demonic S+33V United States 09 Jul 2008, 21:38 BST

In the end, the solution I expect to see from Big N would be a small USB flash memory device, maybe multiple models, ranging in capacity from 4 to 16 gig.

Seriously, 16 gig SD 2.0 cards can be found in the $50 American range. I'd happily plunk down 50 bucks for 16 gig of storage for my Wii.

Mendez

28. Mendez United Kingdom 09 Jul 2008, 22:12 BST

First half of the title had me fooled for a second :(
I've given up waiting, I'll just be surprised if we do get something.
I'm a bit fed up though, I've completed less than 20% of my VC games and not played about 15% of them for more than an hour because I've had to delete them before getting a chance.

Kazi777

29. Kazi777 United States 09 Jul 2008, 22:35 BST

How long can the "geeks and otaku" fire burn after the guy apologized?

mmarkster

30. mmarkster United States 09 Jul 2008, 23:23 BST

I don't really care if they make a Hard Drive. All I want is more SD card support.

zombiefrank

31. zombiefrank United States 10 Jul 2008, 00:31 BST

I think the most glaring mistake with this faux hardrive is that it does not adhere to the Wii console aesthetic at all . I would imagine that if Nintendo eventually released this product, it would at least seamlessly blend in with the console itself. Kind of like how the ill fated HD-DVD player did for the 360.

Kawaiipikachu

32. Kawaiipikachu Australia 10 Jul 2008, 02:37 BST

Gee this guy is someone to laugh at .
I just rather stick to using the 2GB SD card which has more than enough storage for my needs which means my Wii don't need to be combatible to SDHC cards .

I be thinking what to delete when i get 2 new Wii points cards later ready for My pokémon Ranch :( .

Ricardo91

33. Ricardo91 United States 10 Jul 2008, 07:54 BST

@Kazi777. It'll burn forever and ever and ever and ever. Trust me. It's become a reference on this site 4 life.

aceattorney

34. aceattorney United States 10 Jul 2008, 10:47 BST

If there was a real Wii hard drive, I wonder how many GB Nintendo would put on it?

SmaMan

35. SmaMan United States 10 Jul 2008, 16:27 BST

@Kazi777
He didn't really apologize either, he just kinda said that he respected geeks and otakus. If you look in his "apology" he never says "sorry" or "I apologize" or anything to that effect. So yeah this fire's gonna burn baby burn.

Waxxy

36. Waxxy United States 11 Jul 2008, 22:23 BST

"He didn't really apologize either, he just kinda said that he respected geeks and otakus. If you look in his "apology" he never says "sorry" or "I apologize" or anything to that effect. So yeah this fire's gonna burn baby burn."

That's incorrect. He didn't apologize because he had nothing to apologize for. If you read his comments, he said the words that came out of his mouth were misconstrued by the press. How many times have you said something you didn't really believe was true in a joking manner? Now what if somebody took that innocent comment and splattered it all over the net? I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty pissed...

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