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EU WiiWare Update: Beer Pong and Snowboard Riot

Posted Thu, 26 Feb 2009 by Damien McFerran

It had to happen some day. We’d been hoping and praying that it would pass us by; that maybe Nintendo, in its infinite mercy would deem us Europeans likeable enough to avoid such digital garbage, but sadly it wasn’t to be. We’re sorry to report that the lamentable Beer Pong! Frat Party Games – the game that proved that quality and popularity don’t always go hand-in-hand by topping the US WiiWare charts for God knows how long - is now available on the EU WiiWare service.

The video game equivalent of watching paint dry (only not as exciting) singularly failed to impress us when we reviewed it some time ago. The only interesting aspect of this release is that the game’s title has reverted back to ‘Beer Pong’ rather than ‘Pong Toss’. For 800 points this is a bit of a sick joke; needless to say, we recommend you pass this one up. Thankfully our Aussie cousins don't need to worry about having to make the choice - they have been spared this game, presumably because it doesn't feature 'Castlemaine XXXX'.

It wouldn’t be so bad if there was a viable alternative available, but sadly the other WiiWare release this week is merely average. Snowboard Riot is Hudson’s attempt to top Nintendo’s 1080 Snowboarding, but as you can see from our review, it’s not entirely successful. At 1000 points it’s also pretty pricey.

What do you our faithful readers think of this week’s releases?

Tags: WiiWare, Hudson, European Releases.

User Comments

calculon

1. calculon United Kingdom 26 Feb 2009, 23:23 GMT

Woo hoo. Beer Pong!

hansolo350

2. hansolo350 Canada 26 Feb 2009, 23:23 GMT

'Bout time you guys got Pong Toss.

Shortay

3. Shortay United Kingdom 26 Feb 2009, 23:23 GMT

Quite a poor week in my opinion, but I'm still looking forward to trying Snowboard Riot. The less said about Beer Pong the better though...

Objection_Blaster

4. Objection_Blaster United States 26 Feb 2009, 23:27 GMT

I'm surprised it took you this long to get it, but it sucks that you had to in the first place. Hope your next update is better.

dimlylitmonkey

5. dimlylitmonkey United Kingdom 26 Feb 2009, 23:27 GMT

I don't believe it! BEER PONG!
Are we ever gonna see any of High Voltage's games over here? I'd like to play Gyrostarr. At least The Conduit is being published by Sega so it has a better chance.

tootie_kicks

6. tootie_kicks Australia 26 Feb 2009, 23:27 GMT

That's crap! While Beer Toss may be bad/awful/etc. Why the hell can't Aussies buy it???

This just gets worse and worse!

EDIT: While it may look like I'm complaining for no reason, this sets a precident: If it's OK not to give us this game, then it's OK not to give us other games, some of which might be good ones.

Dazza

7. Dazza United Kingdom 26 Feb 2009, 23:28 GMT

@tootie_kicks - Aussies wouldn't leave the beer in cups long enough to play the game! :-p

Bahamut ZERO

8. Bahamut ZERO United States 26 Feb 2009, 23:33 GMT

Congrats Europe, you get the best, most anticipated WW game of all time; Beer Pong :P

dimlylitmonkey

9. dimlylitmonkey United Kingdom 26 Feb 2009, 23:35 GMT

How about combining two of the worst WiiWare games to make something more interesting?
BEER SPOGS: Designated Driver
...or maybe not

WarioFan63

10. WarioFan63 United States 26 Feb 2009, 23:35 GMT

Think about it this way, the worst is over. Unless Hockey All-Star Shootout is headed over there sometime soon.

It can only go up from here!

Starwolf_UK

11. Starwolf_UK United Kingdom 26 Feb 2009, 23:42 GMT

So whats that 2 US exclusive titles, 18 more to go :(

By US exclusive I mean not out in Europe...a vast majority are not out in Japan either (some are like Majour League eating)

Tony

12. Tony United States 26 Feb 2009, 23:43 GMT

Just go back and play Onslaught and hope Life Force arrives next week.

Chrono Cross

13. Chrono Cross United States 26 Feb 2009, 23:48 GMT

Wow.
You guys in EU are such lucky ducks! You not only get one AAA title but 2! Gosh I wish we were this fortunate wink wink

tootie_kicks

14. tootie_kicks Australia 26 Feb 2009, 23:56 GMT

@Crono
I hate to have to remind all the USAians all the time, but those two "AAA" games have to last us two weeks. No more WiiWare for two weeks

Kawaiipikachu

15. Kawaiipikachu Australia 26 Feb 2009, 23:57 GMT

You mcan blame Michal Atkisin for lake of Beer Pong .
I can easily understand the influence that games can do .
I mean if a game where you control the character decide on what the character does & where you cecome the character i can understand why games can influence the gamers the wrong way .

I wish many more gamers can understand that simple fact befor thay claim that games like Grand theft auto manhunt ect are harmless fun .

I guess in the end that too many gamer believe that playing a video game is no different that watching a movie with the excat same acts in it .

Ricardo91

16. Ricardo91 United States 27 Feb 2009, 00:13 GMT

Enjoy Europe! chuckles

Nintendork

17. Nintendork United States 27 Feb 2009, 00:14 GMT

Ouch, You really got screwed. :D

antster1983

18. antster1983 United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 00:27 GMT

Four Ecks and Fosters are brands of lager only sold in the UK because the Aussies throw it away ;)

Cheezy

19. Cheezy United States 27 Feb 2009, 00:38 GMT

Sorry...:(

Supermarioman

20. Supermarioman United States 27 Feb 2009, 00:55 GMT

What is it rank on the Charts :)

thewiirocks

21. thewiirocks United States 27 Feb 2009, 00:57 GMT

@tootie_kicks - USAian is not a cromulent word. We live in the United States of America, silly. That's like saying you're an CoAian because Australia is really a continent. And besides, you're addressing all of North America, not just the US of A. ;)

Besides, there are two games there to last you the two weeks you need to wait. You lucky dog. We usually have to wait for one every week! :P

tootie_kicks

22. tootie_kicks Australia 27 Feb 2009, 01:29 GMT

@thewiirocks
1. Since there is always a need to comment about PAL getting 2 games which averages out to only 1 a week, I felt like rubbing someone the wrong way.

2. It's technically Commonwealth of Australia, but yeah I get it. ;)

3. Crono was implying that we got two games in one week, as opposed to their one (just Onslaught), whereas it averages out to one game per week, so we aren't actually better off.

It 's just that Australia's been getting the short end of the vicious club lately with regards to games, so I just needed to vent a little.

:D

Chrono Cross

23. Chrono Cross United States 27 Feb 2009, 01:48 GMT

“Crono was implying that we got two games in one week”

I wasn`t implying anything to say the least. I was actually using sarcasm to be funny and brighten someones day with a good laugh. And the truth is you guys actually waited for this update for 2 weeks and got absolute (as some would claim) crap!

And seriously, where in my previous comment does it say “you guys got 2 WiiWare titles in one week!”

tootie_kicks

24. tootie_kicks Australia 27 Feb 2009, 02:04 GMT

@Crono
I assumed by 'You not only get one AAA title but 2!' you were comparing it to you getting only 1 game this week, whereas we don't get any next week.

I think this is a case of assume making an ass of u and me... mostly me...

Shadx

25. Shadx Canada 27 Feb 2009, 02:21 GMT

@Dazza: Would anyone? Especially if it was Root Beer :D

BigLord

26. BigLord Portugal 27 Feb 2009, 02:25 GMT

I've heard that snowboard riot isn't such a bad game... Maybe 5/10 is a bit harsh?

Chrono Cross

27. Chrono Cross United States 27 Feb 2009, 03:11 GMT

@tootie kicks
I didn`t expect anyone to go into such a conversation with me saying what I did.

Read this sentence I wrote:
“You not only get one AAA title but 2!”
After reading that the first time, then realizing I was talking about Snowboard Riot and Pong Toss I`d think that just like everyone else you`d find it as a funny joke.
...apparently you did not.

Nintendo-Naut

28. Nintendo-Naut United States 27 Feb 2009, 03:24 GMT

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Whoops was I laughing? Sorry guys.

tootie_kicks

29. tootie_kicks Australia 27 Feb 2009, 03:25 GMT

@Crono
Yes, I did see that you were joking about them being good games when they are (at best) mediocre (no offense to any one who like either of them).

I then thought you were doing the usual American thing of complaining that we got two games this week and you only got one, and mentioned (rather bitterly) that it had to last us.

At this point I'm dissillutioned with the whole VC/WW thing (being Aussie and all), and this caused me to miss subtle cues and fail at teh intarwebs.

timp29

30. timp29 Australia 27 Feb 2009, 03:35 GMT

I hope I speak for all Australians when I say screw you Nintendo :p

Last week, as Australia doesn't get C64 games, we got one game. This week as Australia doesn't get beer pong (for which we should probably actually be thankful) we only get one game. So for the last two weeks Australia and New Zealand get at least half the game releases of any other country.

@Crono: sarcasm is hard to pick up on the internet... apparently :p

@Damo: Wow you've actually had XXXX? Its absolute rubbish isn't it :p

mojo25

31. mojo25 United States 27 Feb 2009, 03:38 GMT

Not the best update for EU...lol.

On another note, guys/girls, I might be getting a Wii Points Card this Saturday. I'll have 2500 points total. What games should I get? I know I want Onslaught, which will leave me with 1500 points left.
What should I get with the rest of the points, or should I save up for some more games?

Metroid133

32. Metroid133 United States 27 Feb 2009, 04:08 GMT

Well sorry to hear you got these two games. :( I might get these games eventually, but they would appear at the bottom of my most wanted list for Wii Shop Games! (year or so down the road)

Adamant

33. Adamant Norway 27 Feb 2009, 04:28 GMT

"And besides, you're addressing all of North America, not just the US of A."

All of America, actually.

RadioShadow

34. RadioShadow United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 07:02 GMT

BEER PONG! I SO WANTED THAT TO COME OUT INSTEAD OF GRADIUS REBIRTH! <_<

Not that I use the UK Wii Channel any more.

stubag

35. stubag United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 07:25 GMT

Well my wiiare wishlist hasnt got any longer with these two stinkers getting released. I'm probably the only one who hasnt got World of Goo yet. I really want it though. Must...get...more...points!

KDR_11k

36. KDR_11k Germany 27 Feb 2009, 08:34 GMT

Meh but I kinda expected it to suck.

opeter

37. opeter Slovenia 27 Feb 2009, 08:51 GMT

Yes! Snowboard Riot!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you! :)

chunky_droid

38. chunky_droid Australia 27 Feb 2009, 09:14 GMT

@Timp29, I said "Screw You Nintendo of Australia" when I imported a Gamecube the day it came out in America, and have imported everything ever since. Not only do we get screwed on releases in Australia, we pay more over here. When you can get games cheaper INCLUDING the postage from overseas than over here, it's just sad.

That Guy from Faxanadu

39. That Guy from Faxanadu Sweden 27 Feb 2009, 09:20 GMT

NO! NOOOO! WHY?! We did NOT need Pong Toss :(

slangman

40. slangman United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 09:33 GMT

More shovelware crap, thanks Nintendo.

Raptor78

41. Raptor78 United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 11:26 GMT

Snowboard Riot wasnt too bad, I quite enjoyed it, not in an SSX way but more in a MarioKart way with all the attacks and power ups etc...
I would think that online would be really good but im having trouble finding opponents to race against.

Sean Aaron

42. Sean Aaron United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 11:34 GMT

Interestingly only Snowboard Riot is shown on the nintendo.co.uk WiiWare page, so even they know Beer Pong is crap -- why did they allow it to come over here then?!?

PALgamer

43. PALgamer Spain 27 Feb 2009, 11:41 GMT

When releasing crap, put out all of it so it's over and done with.
We already commented on this before (shakes head).

calculon

44. calculon United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 12:18 GMT

@Raptop78: I agree about Snowboard Riot. After the initial reviews I was a bit put off but I downloaded it anyway.

I can sort of understand people complaining about the rubber-banding but if you've played Mario Kart Wii you'll be prepared for the sort of unfairness that can occasionally plague this game. I say occasionally because I only failed to come first on the first course once and came first in one go in the second course.

I'm sure that at any other time this would have been completely different but it's really not that tough.

I also agree about the lack of online players but I can also see game play being considerably more frustrating once some pillock learns how to abuse the system.

I've already seen it in Bomberman Blast where someone will add a couple of invited non-existing players to a game, kill themselves instantly and then use your unfortunate lack of maneuvering space to pretty much get an instant kill. If you kill his/her player they kill one of their 'invited' characters (in revenge form) and repeat.

StarDust

45. StarDust United States 27 Feb 2009, 13:09 GMT

I agree that this game is stupid, but why do they always have to dumb down games in america???

EJD

46. EJD United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 14:31 GMT

I was holding on to my remaining 1000 points for today's releases but it looks like I'll have to wait even longer for something to download. :(

S&S, Cave Story and Bit Trip may be worth waiting for though so my hopes for WiiWare are still intact despite the below mediocre releases.

Bensei

47. Bensei Austria 27 Feb 2009, 15:09 GMT

Are there more changes than the name?

-TR

48. -TR United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 16:41 GMT

I'll probaly actualy download Snowboard Riot...

Bensei

49. Bensei Austria 27 Feb 2009, 17:10 GMT

Lonpos got new DLC

KnucklesSonic8

50. KnucklesSonic8 Canada 27 Feb 2009, 18:09 GMT

Alright, more people to face in Snowboard Riot! Hope more people actually get this great game. :D

Can't wait to face the rest of the world!

Oh and might I add that this alleged issue of there being a "lack of online players" is not entirely true. I can almost always find someone to face in Battle. I have found people in Stoic before but BATTLE is where you'll find the most people. Going at the right time helps also. Peak times (for me in my time zone) are from 12:00 to 5:00. Even late at night, there's people to face. During the first week, yes, it was somewhat hard but now, I rarely have a problem of finding people.

Bahamut ZERO

51. Bahamut ZERO United States 27 Feb 2009, 18:40 GMT

@calculon: I played allthe other MKs and was expecting rubber banding.... just not like that.......

Anyway, I hope this launches itself onto the Top 3 in WWs chart. Why you ask?

For a good lolz, thats why :P

Wiiloveit

52. Wiiloveit United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 19:11 GMT

I was actually using sarcasm to be funny and brighten someones day with a good laugh.
Yeah, that was hilarious.

Dowloaded Snowboard Riot, but I'm steering clear of Pong Toss. I haven't had much chance to revel in Riot's different modes yet, but the controls are really good and it's a lot less frustrating than I found SSX Blur to be, with the emphasis taken away from performing tricks being a good move by Hudson in my opinion.
I'll be trying out the online modes later, but I can't see it lasting too long on my Wii Menu with only four different tracks :( We shall see though...

Oh - and yay! Up yours, World of Goo - WE GOT PONG TOSS NOW! Now I can find out what's been keeping all you American's on your Wii's since last Summer. </sarcasm>

Terranigma

53. Terranigma United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 19:35 GMT

Good to finally see SR, not so good to see Beer Pong. At least it's out of the way. I wonder if we'll ever get MLE.

Jiisuki

54. Jiisuki Sweden 27 Feb 2009, 20:05 GMT

Pretty disappointed, yeah.
I'm still waiting for Gyrostarr, maybe it's never coming..
Just have to get myself a Vectrex and go Web Warp :P

Terranigma

55. Terranigma United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 20:34 GMT

@Jiisuki
I might as well do the same. I don't want to have to start another rant on HVS ignoring PAL Regions.

Wiiloveit

56. Wiiloveit United Kingdom 27 Feb 2009, 20:59 GMT

Now all we need is Protothea and the best of the NA releases will be over here!

Ricardo91

57. Ricardo91 United States 27 Feb 2009, 22:09 GMT

@Terranigma & Jiisuki. Why don't you just download a ROM and Tempest for free? :P

Chrono Cross

58. Chrono Cross United States 28 Feb 2009, 03:13 GMT

"I'm still waiting for Gyrostarr, maybe it's never coming.."

Gyrostarr is something you'll not want to download. Its very blan and repetitive with very little innovation. It is 4 player co-op but that doesn't increase the replay value.

Ferret75

59. Ferret75 United States 28 Feb 2009, 03:25 GMT

"Get your balls wet."

Tell me I'm not the only one that finds that kind of wrong.

MarkyVigoroth

60. MarkyVigoroth Puerto Rico 28 Feb 2009, 12:16 GMT

Now that I have my laptop back, I can say this more easily!

Stupid @ # ! % ( # ^ ) ^ @ ^ ¥ BEER TOSS!
hits game really hard
...should I have used my hammer or sword isntead?

Anyways, I think that this is due to the game finally dropping off US charts (probably to attempt the popularity contest there)?

Ferret75-san, you are not alone.

P.S. At least the way I use this, "@ # ! % ( # ^ ) ^ @ ^ ¥" is not meant to be a bad word, but a random angry rambling.
Also, I am roleplaying as the Dark Mister (from Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life As A King), since I have him as my avatar in the forums...

Wiiloveit

61. Wiiloveit United Kingdom 28 Feb 2009, 13:42 GMT

@Ferret75: I believe that that was the idea of the picture.

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